SEvEn STEpS & LAUgh !

[1]
Height of Forgetfullness: "Sardar opened his tiffin on the road"
why?
Bcoz..
He wntd2 check "k main office ja raha hu ya wapas aa rha hu..!
[2]
SHIV aur
PARVATI kabhi computer nahi sikh paaye.
Batao kyu..
Kyu. Kyu..

kyuki..
GANESHJI bar-bar MOUSE lekar bhag jaate the
[3]
Do u knw y God has created space betwin our fingures?
Bcoz some one come to ur life, hold ur hand , and say Le BIDI pi....
[4]
Hathoda
-Munna:ye kutte poonch kyn hilate he? bole to y dogs shaking their tail? circuit:Common sense bhai!Ab poonch thodi kute ko hilayengi.

[5]
Sardar was watching T.V. T.V par ad aayi aap dekha rahe he Star plus. Sardar.Ye T.V walo ko kese pata chala ki me star plus dekha raha hu.bolo tararara...
[6]
DEFINE A TRUE MUSIC LOVER, ANS :A GIRL IS SINGING IN BATHROOM WHILE TAKING A BATH AND A BOY NEAR THE KEYHOLE IS USING HIS EARS AND NOT HIS EYES...!!
[7]
Sardar ne makkhi ke pankh tod ke kaha
Ud ja.
But
Makkhi nahi udi,
Sardar ne kaha;
Saabit hua "agar makkhi ke pankh tod diye jaye to makkhi sun nahi sakti

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SALAVADA P.SHALA said...

બહેતરીન..................

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